|These are my best pirate friends|
Picture this: the most beautiful city in the world (and I truely believe this, I'm not kidding. Big ups to Bmore!!), best friends, a pirate ship, and lots of booze. Additionally, they dress you up in what the pirate cruise people think looks like pirate clothing, but we thought it looked a lot more like Walmart/Kmart employees. Nonetheless, they also gave you cool tats and scarves to either be placed around your head (like a normal pirate would do), or wrapped around your neck like a gay pirate.
|Mrs. Lauren C shooting the Navy|
|End of pirate cruise|
Needless to say, this was absolutely the best night of my life. Judge me if you wish, but in my opinion an evening really can't get any better. Anything that leaves me looking like this is worthy of the top three best nights of my life.