I NEED THIS KITTY!!!!!!! Look at how handsome and fat he is!!!
I want to cuddle on his tummy and fall asleep on it like a pillow.
I want to hold him awkwardly like the lady in the video.
I want to use him as a comparison to Carlton to prove that Carl really isn't "that" fat.
I want to feed him with food and love and see how big he can get.
I want to love him him all day and all night.
I WANT THAT KITTY!
Ok, CatLady, breathe. And book a flight to Oregon today to rescue that ball of fat and fur.