Some of you may be aware of my "healthy" love for our feline friends. However, even I think that Ms. Handler's hatred for kitties is hilarious:
"It doesn't matter if it's an outdoor cat. It will still take a shadoobie in the backyard and walk right back in the house all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, like 'Hey, what'd I miss?' I'll tell you what you missed, you cat, you missed wiping your ass!" ("Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang" Chelsea Handler page 22)Funny stuff, I tell ya. Not funny when I spit out my Coke Zero on the plane after reading it, but still funny anyway. Thanks Chelsea.