Allegra, you are NOT non-drowsy. Yes, I admit, I am a little bitch on medication. Yes, I slept for 2 days straight on one Benedryl in college. Yes, I get drugged up from two Advil. But non-drowsy shouldn't mean "gets me effed up for 18 hours straight"
Just sayin'
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
Sometimes I Just Wanna Jam
... and by sometimes, I mean all the time. And by jam, I mean listen/dance to terrible, beautiful, classic 90's rap/R&B music. What of it?
I've always been known to play some terrific (read: annoying) jams at my bar on the weekends in order to entertain everyone (read: myself). However, the last two weekends have really impressed even my (tacky) self. Some hit jams include:
As you can see, I have impeccable taste. The phrase "you're too YOUNG for this jam!!" was uttered from my mouth many, many times. And yes, I was the only sober person in the joint. Your point?
XOXO,
Catlady
I've always been known to play some terrific (read: annoying) jams at my bar on the weekends in order to entertain everyone (read: myself). However, the last two weekends have really impressed even my (tacky) self. Some hit jams include:
- Back Dat Azz Up (including quite the booty pop on the side of the bar where only about half my customers could see)
- Any and all Whitney Houston (duh)
- And and all Jock Jams songs (did you know that it wasn't spelled Jock JamZ and it's actually an S? S for stupid. All kewl stuff should end with a Z)
- Spice Up Your Life
- Step in the Name of Love
- Juicy and other Biggie jamz
- The Whisper Song (which I forgot was quite vulgar and might have made 4 customers leave upon hearing the chorus. Whooops)
As you can see, I have impeccable taste. The phrase "you're too YOUNG for this jam!!" was uttered from my mouth many, many times. And yes, I was the only sober person in the joint. Your point?
XOXO,
Catlady